Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Where Nicolas Batum would eat.


Kind of a vague way to describe a bakery on 23rd street right? Why would Batum eat here? Why the fuck wouldn't he? He's French, he lives in Portland, right up the street for all I know, and once again, they (allegedly) serve killer Croissant's, which if I'm not mistaken are of French (or latin) origin.


Ken's Artisan Bakery ( The one next to Bishops Barbershop) from what I can tell is a Portland staple for acquiring knick knacks of taste. I figured that I'd start off writing about food the same way I usually like to eat food, a little on the light side.


The Lineup (for two):

2 mini chocolate croissant

1 iced tea

1 americano w/ light creme


The Result

I'm a huge fan of assigning arbitrary rankings to items and experiences and people and places, so with that in mind, being the first candidate gets Ken's Artisan Bakery assigned a skinny, fat, so-so, living in indecision 5


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