Friday, March 19, 2010

Where Shia Lebeouf would imbibe.

Why Shia? Long story. Basically, he's allegedly quite the douche. In my opinion The Saucebox can be summed up in one small conversation. “So, is this place like a club, or bar, or what?” “Well, it’s not a club, but they sure do think they’re pretty cool.” Waiters with skinny skinny’s and rat tails, two gay’s courting each other at the bar, and the DJ might have been from Cypress Hill. To quote the great Mckee, ‘we’re not in Christmas Valley anymore.’ On the positive side, service was prompt, drinks were poured stiff as board, and the décor of this place is pretty smooth. Dark, rich, contrasted with budding branches and cherry blossoms.

The lineup

Halekulani Mai Tai (8)

Mirror Pond’s

Two of approx 45 drinks served up the resident ‘mixologists’ have stolen from recipe books and given new names.

If you want to engage in conversation don't go. If you want to get sloshed off of two cocktails and/or be approached by an Asian personal trainer named Lenny, this is your spot. 6

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